Sandbox Philosopher Pillows

'I really enjoy our sandbox time together, Aiden, but I don't think I'm ready to commit to a long-term relationship.'

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

'Sitting here quietly like this helps bring back lots of repressed childhood memories.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Are you the opposite sex, or am I?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

You Don't Know What It's Like

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"