Sock Savior Pillows

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Is this about your raise?"

Miracle Mom #5,293

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'