Sock Savior T-Shirts

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Is this about your raise?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

The Complete Cycle.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Missing sock

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'