Sock Saver T-Shirts

Count your blessings - There are worse things to be than a lost sock. Laundromat.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Missing Sock