Sock Saver Mugs

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'