Sock Swapper Mugs

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

The Complete Cycle.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Missing sock

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'