Sock Swapper Gifts

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Don't go in there!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

My feet were cold.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'