Clothes Swapper Gifts

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'I'm coping.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"This is so much better than book club."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

'I'm thinking of training as a teacher.' 'I'm thinking of training as a plumber.'

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

'Would that make you feel better?'

"I always enjoy our talks."

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'