Service Swapper Gifts

The doctor and the mechanic barter

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"How?"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I'm coping.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

'How would you have played that last ball?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"This is so much better than book club."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Human Cull: Men who tell female server workers to smile.

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

'It's a new record — I switched long-distance companies eleven times today.'

'Would that make you feel better?'

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

"Money makes the world go 'round, huh?"

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"