Software Swapper Gifts

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"How?"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I'm coping.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"This is so much better than book club."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

We'll drive to Chicago, change cars, drive to Atlanta, change cars, drive to St. Louis, change cars, then we'll drive to Orlando. Car trips with airline managers.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

'Would that make you feel better?'

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'