Home Swapper Gifts

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"How?"

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I'm coping.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"I'm ready to switch"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"This is so much better than book club."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'Would that make you feel better?'

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?