Document Swappers Gifts

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Bureaucratic castle

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"I have a system."

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I'm coping.'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

'Be honest - does my bumf look big in this?'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Tell me we didn't just send that message without the attachment."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'I'm thinking of training as a teacher.' 'I'm thinking of training as a plumber.'

'Would that make you feel better?'

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

"I always enjoy our talks."