Photo Swapper Gifts

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Christmas tree exchange

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'I'm coping.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"This is so much better than book club."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

We'll drive to Chicago, change cars, drive to Atlanta, change cars, drive to St. Louis, change cars, then we'll drive to Orlando. Car trips with airline managers.

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

'Would that make you feel better?'

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

"I always enjoy our talks."

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

Swiper (noun): a person who, upon being asked to view a single image, cannot resist swiping.

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'