Photo Swiper Gifts

Swiper (noun): a person who, upon being asked to view a single image, cannot resist swiping.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Turtle Hat

Menu Dating

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Vacation Bus Photo

How would Madam like to pay?

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Free Little Library

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Hey—no cheating!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Bashful Royal Guard

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Snowman outside library.

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Amateurs de vin...

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

Mobiles and Procrastination

A woman with a laptop

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"