Quick Swiper Gifts

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Menu Dating

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Running Latte

How would Madam like to pay?

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Free Little Library

"Hey—no cheating!"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Women Seeking Men

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"What town are we in??"

Big smart phone and small tablet.

Young against old

We're looking for a few greedy people.

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Beach Bouncer

Mobiles and Procrastination

A woman with a laptop

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

Remember, son, we're men. We walk in. We buy. We walk out. No browsing. Sweaters. (Originally published on 2008-01-14).

Look up from your phone!

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!