Quick Swiper Pillows

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Menu Dating

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Running Latte

How would Madam like to pay?

Free Little Library

"Hey—no cheating!"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Women Seeking Men

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"What town are we in??"

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

We're looking for a few greedy people.

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Mobiles and Procrastination

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Young against old

Beach Bouncer

A woman with a laptop

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

Tunnel of Swiping Right

Look up from your phone!