Smartphone Swiper Pillows

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Menu Dating

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

How would Madam like to pay?

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Free Little Library

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Hey—no cheating!"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"I knew I should've swiped left."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Women Seeking Men

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Amateurs de vin...

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

We're looking for a few greedy people.

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

Mobiles and Procrastination

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Got to go...just been lobbed.'

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."