Smartphone Switcher Pillows

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Say Rudy, did you get a new phone? It's an Android from Google. What about your precious iPhone? Just testing out something else. Sounds interesting. You should explain it to today's special guess: Tim Cook! What?! Kidding. Medic! I'll

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Big smart phone and small tablet.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Home/work masks.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Shuffle Mode"

If you kids can't do your chores, you can't be online. We're researching! No work, no screens. Unfair! You asked us. I did not ask you to cruise electronics sites all day. But, mom! You said you wanted our Christmas lists! It's a chore to pick the best Smart Phone.

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

Status update...

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

'What does LOTI mean?"

Mobile Prison

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

"He's upset because I told him that having 20,000 apps on his phone is excessive."

The Gas Price Race