Smartphone Switcher Pillows

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

Home/work masks.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Shuffle Mode"

Status update...

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

'What does LOTI mean?"

Mobile Prison

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

The Gas Price Race

"He's upset because I told him that having 20,000 apps on his phone is excessive."

'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.