Side Switcher Pillows

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

Signs of Fall

Now we wait for the snow.

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Old Man Winter.

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Shuffle Mode"

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Indian Winter

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

The Bookworm Turns