Switch Flipper Pillows

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

The first animation.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Real estate.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

For Sale/Price Reduced.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

"Oh them, They're contrarians."