Strip Switcher Pillows

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Shuffle Mode"

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

The Gas Price Race

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

The Bookworm Turns

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

'Switch the bloody thing off then!'

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

Forget the internet! Go through their trash!

"I had second thoughts."