Snack Switcher Pillows

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Drop the can opener!'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

Just say no.

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

A fridge surrounded by books.

Crumbs.

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

'They're getting awfully entitled.'