Instrument Switcher Pillows

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

Marimba

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

Theorbo

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The band.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Red hot little combo

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Lute

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Little Piano

Orchestra

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."