Instrument Switcher Gifts

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

Marimba

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

Theorbo

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The band.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Red hot little combo

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Lute

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Little Piano

Orchestra

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'