Style Switcher Gifts

"Shuffle Mode"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

On the Hanger

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Cowpunk

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Scary Slug Stories

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Sailor and car

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Floating Voters

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Home/work masks.

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"You're different from last time."

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

Dice Headphones

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'