Style Switcher Gifts

"Shuffle Mode"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

On the Hanger

Cowpunk

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Scary Slug Stories

Floating Voters

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Sailor and car

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"You're different from last time."

Home/work masks.

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Dice Headphones

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'