Style Change Gifts

"I'm thinkin' blond."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'