Style Shifter Gifts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

"You find that surprising, or is it just your pierced eyebrow?"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"They're part of the new me!"

On the Hanger

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Eggshell blue

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

The Eclectic Chair

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."