Shape Shifters Gifts

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Distilled Elephant

A Wrecked-angle.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality