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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Like Minded

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Distilled Elephant

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

A Wrecked-angle.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality