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Pessimists v Optimists.

"It all looks fine to me."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

On the Hanger

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Distilled Elephant

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

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