Perspective Breaker T-Shirts

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Now you're talking my language.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

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The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"You let people walk all over you."

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

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Distilled Elephant

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Try S instead of L."

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."