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"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"It all looks fine to me."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'Look a huge bird!'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

Perspective Repair

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Scary Slug Stories

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

'This should come out just right.'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Straightening up.

Carrying a shadow.

"Call me an optimist, but I prefer to see the grass half foal."

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

Fred gets a new perspective.

"That's where we are right now."

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

The way dogs see it

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."