Perspective Tricks Pillows

"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

Perspective Repair

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Straightening up.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Scary Slug Stories

'This should come out just right.'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Call me an optimist, but I prefer to see the grass half foal."

Carrying a shadow.

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

Fred gets a new perspective.

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

"That's where we are right now."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

The way dogs see it

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."