Perspective Pranksters Pillows

Optical illusion.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Back to the Holidays

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Tank color choices.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'