Perception Prankster Pillows

Perception

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Hole in forty-seven.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

Work stress.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Cheeky Boy

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Politics Books

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

'Third quarter profits are down 3%, but we're expecting a rise in - Johnson! For the last time, stop trying to pick my nose!'

"Are you blushing?!"

Women Golfers

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'This privacy fence doesn't provide much privacy.'

'I don't like this predictive text.'

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

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