Perception Prankster Pillows

Perception

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Cheeky Boy

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Work stress.

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Show, Christmas-Eve eve edition. First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole. You're on, Rudolph. What's your problem?! ... And before you speak, let me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem. Click. I will ruin you, "Rudolph"!

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Politics Books

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

'Third quarter profits are down 3%, but we're expecting a rise in - Johnson! For the last time, stop trying to pick my nose!'

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

'This privacy fence doesn't provide much privacy.'

Women Golfers

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Are you blushing?!"