Paranoia Prankster Pillows

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'