"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."
Paranoia Prankster Gifts
Searching for a gift for the paranoia prankster in your life? Explore a collection of clever, funny products that celebrate a mischievous spirit. Whether they love a good joke or enjoy a playful take on their quirks, you'll find items that bring humor and light-heartedness. These products are ideal for sharing laughs and poking fun at the spirited, slightly paranoid prankster who always keeps everyone guessing.
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
Fly Football
'Cannonball!'
Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.
"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'
Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion
Revenge of the Jelly Mother.
Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?
Boy rolled into a snowball
A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'
Hair Crop Circle
'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'
Deer Season Open.
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
"My homework ate my dog."
Paranoia Prankster Gifts Collection
Paranoia Prankster Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the paranoia prankster—perfect for adding humor to your daily coffee or as a fun gift for those who love a good joke.
Paranoia Prankster Pillows
Find soft, humorous pillows perfect for the paranoia prankster’s space—combine comfort with a playful twist on their mischievous personality.
Paranoia Prankster Prints
Browse our quirky prints to brighten up the walls of the prankster in your life—fun, creative designs that celebrate their humorous, slightly paranoid outlook.
Paranoia Prankster T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts for the mischievous prankster—ideal for casual wear that expresses their playful, humorous side with every outfit.