Precautionary Prankster Gifts

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Snowman Driver