Procrastinating Prankster Gifts

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'I've got it written down...'