Procrastination Prankster Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

In and Out Box

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'Kick THE can down the road? I thought I was supposed to kick HIS can down the road!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'