Procrastination Jester Gifts

"Procrastinator!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Bob’s Museum

Inactive wear store.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

In and Out Box

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'