Power Procrastinator Gifts

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Serious Putty

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Chairmen of the Bored

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Inactive wear store.

Studying and technology

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."