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Priority Procrastinator Gifts
Looking for a humorous gift for a priority procrastinator? Discover products that embrace the art of last-minute genius and the beauty of doing things on your own whimsical schedule. Whether they thrive in distraction or simply laugh at their own tendency to delay, find a funny, relatable gift that truly connects with their creative chaos.
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
"I'd rather eat your homework."
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."
Serious Putty
"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'
Studying and technology
Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
Working from home to-do list.
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
Al, The Go-From Guy
Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way
"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."
'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'
Invaders from Planet Manava.
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.
"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"
'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'
The Procrastinatorium.
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'
'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'
Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'
Priority Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Priority Procrastinator Mugs
Looking for more fun mugs that celebrate procrastination? Check out our collection of humorous designs for celebrated last-minute heroes.
Priority Procrastinator Pillows
Add some humor to their lounging space with pillows that tell a story of creative delay. Perfect for any procrastinator’s retreat.
Priority Procrastinator Prints
Find inspiring and funny prints that showcase the joys and trials of last-minute magic—ideal for brightening up any workspace or retreat.
Priority Procrastinator T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty t-shirts that poke fun at creative procrastination—great for relaxed days or making a statement.