"This is a problem."
Problem-solving Procrastinator Gifts
Looking for a gift for that problem-solving procrastinator? Discover clever, witty, and fun products designed to cheer on their inventive spirit—even when they’re delaying. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good joke about their tendency to delay but still gets the job done with style.
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"I'd rather eat your homework."
'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
Serious Putty
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."
"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."
'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '
How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever
'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."
'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'
Studying and technology
Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
Working from home to-do list.
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."
Al, The Go-From Guy
Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.
'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'
E=Equals
"Shouldn't you be studying?
Invaders from Planet Manava.
Problem-solving Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Problem-solving Procrastinator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs, perfect for problem-solving procrastinators who enjoy a humorous start to their day.
Problem-solving Procrastinator Pillows
Find comfortable pillows that add humor and personality to their space, celebrating their procrastination with style.
Problem-solving Procrastinator Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that lovingly poke fun at their inventive delay tactics.
Problem-solving Procrastinator T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts designed for creative procrastinators who love to wear their cleverness on their sleeve.