Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
Homework Procrastinator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the homework procrastinator? Our collection captures that classic last-minute energy and humorous hesitation. Perfect for students, creative souls, or anyone who thrives under pressure, these witty items make light of the struggle and add a touch of humor to everyday life.
'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'
'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'
'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'
'I wasn't able to write a report on the book you assigned. I couldn't find the video anywhere.'
"I've discovered that I'm homework intolerant."
"Yes, that's correct Mr. Brown. Your son was punished for something he didn't do... His homework."
"I feel guilty...you doing all that homework while I enjoy this piece of cake."
'Miss, you always say that you never punish anyone for something they haven't done? Well I haven't done my homework!'
'If you help me with my homework, mister, I won't help the cops with theirs!'
'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'
"Homework okay, but I draw the line at eating the kid's vegetables."
"Oh, no one eats homework anymore. We just gnaw on the computer cord and bring down the internet."
"I had that nightmare again where I get eaten by a dog!"
"Do you ever find it hard to concentrate on homework?"
Studying and technology
"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"
"All I asked is if everybody had finished his homework assignment."
"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
"But Mr. Peters...I didn't leave advanced algebra, advanced algebra left me."
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"
"So far all I've inspired is innovative excuses for why they don't have their homework."
"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."
"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"
"My dog ate my homework and now he's history."
Welcome to 1st Grade. "Homework"?! Do you have any idea how many channels we get at my house?
It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?
Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way
'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'
Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'
"No ... I don't think my dog ate my homework. I think it was Russian hackers."
"Dad! I can't do my homework if you're looking over my shoulder!"
'I'm sorry Miss McWit, but my dog ate my homework.'
Homework Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Homework Procrastinator Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for homework procrastinators—funny, witty designs that brighten up any coffee or tea break.
Homework Procrastinator Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort—perfect for procrastinators who enjoy lounging and laughing at the little delays.
Homework Procrastinator Prints
Browse prints that humorously depict the procrastination lifestyle—great for decorating and making a statement about the art of delaying.
Homework Procrastinator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for procrastinators—humorous and comfy, these shirts celebrate doing things at the last minute with style.