Homework Procrastinator Pillows

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I wasn't able to write a report on the book you assigned. I couldn't find the video anywhere.'

"I've discovered that I'm homework intolerant."

"Yes, that's correct Mr. Brown. Your son was punished for something he didn't do... His homework."

"I feel guilty...you doing all that homework while I enjoy this piece of cake."

'Miss, you always say that you never punish anyone for something they haven't done? Well I haven't done my homework!'

'If you help me with my homework, mister, I won't help the cops with theirs!'

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

"Homework okay, but I draw the line at eating the kid's vegetables."

"Oh, no one eats homework anymore. We just gnaw on the computer cord and bring down the internet."

"I had that nightmare again where I get eaten by a dog!"

"Do you ever find it hard to concentrate on homework?"

Studying and technology

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"All I asked is if everybody had finished his homework assignment."

"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"But Mr. Peters...I didn't leave advanced algebra, advanced algebra left me."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"So far all I've inspired is innovative excuses for why they don't have their homework."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"My dog ate my homework and now he's history."

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"No ... I don't think my dog ate my homework. I think it was Russian hackers."

"Dad! I can't do my homework if you're looking over my shoulder!"

'I'm sorry Miss McWit, but my dog ate my homework.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Serious Putty

The Dog Ate My Homework?

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'