Assignment Procrastinator Pillows

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"File!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'