Study Procrastinator Gifts

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"File!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Studying and technology

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way