School Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the school procrastinator? Our collection of witty and relatable items captures that creative struggle with deadlines and last-minute cramming, making them perfect for students or anyone who thrives under pressure.

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.' mockup

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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Serious Putty

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"File!"

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Studying and technology

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected. mockup

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?" mockup

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

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"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs." mockup

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

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'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.' mockup

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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School Procrastinator Gifts Collection

School Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the school procrastinator — start their mornings with a laugh! Click here to find the ideal mug for their coffee or tea breaks.

School Procrastinator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows with witty slogans about procrastination — perfect for relaxing after a long, delayed study session.

School Procrastinator Prints

Discover art prints that humorously capture the procrastination spirit. Great for decorating dorms and study spaces with a cheeky touch.

School Procrastinator T-Shirts

Browse our fun t-shirts that celebrate the art of procrastination. Find a humorous design that your favorite procrastinator will love wearing.