Academic Procrastinator Gifts

Discover a collection of playful and witty products perfect for the academic procrastinator in your life. Whether they thrive on last-minute crunches or just need a good laugh about their tendency to delay, these gifts bring humor and warmth to their learning journey. Celebrate their quirks with items that speak to their creative and often humorous approach to studies.

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"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."

"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams." mockup

"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."

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'I'd like to blame the economy.'

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"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."

"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..." mockup

"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.' mockup

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation." mockup

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

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Serious Putty

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"File!"

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Working from home to-do list.

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Studying and technology

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected. mockup

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?" mockup

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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Academic Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Academic Procrastinator Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for the academic procrastinator—perfect for morning coffee and last-minute cramming sessions.

Academic Procrastinator Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate procrastination with humor—an amusing way to lounge and relax during those delayed deadlines.

Academic Procrastinator Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously honor the procrastinator’s way of doing things—adding personality to any study or living area.

Academic Procrastinator T-Shirts

Explore witty t-shirts that speak to the procrastinator in everyone—funny, relatable, and a great way to wear your habits with pride.